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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the… 
24th-Nov-2005 10:37 pm
Rirakkuma
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? ___________________________________
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
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Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
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If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
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Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
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Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
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Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
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Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
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Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end  you first try?
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How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
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When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our  ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing  so, why do we say, "It's all right?"

Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
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Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
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In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

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How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
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If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it?
Comments 
25th-Nov-2005 08:03 am (UTC)
HA! ha. ha. ha. OH BOY.. Those are good.
25th-Nov-2005 05:33 pm (UTC)
yeah!!!
25th-Nov-2005 10:24 am (UTC)
:D
25th-Nov-2005 03:55 pm (UTC)
We *didn't* evolve from apes, so I don't see how that particular quote was "smart words", but I'm definitly diggin' the last one. ^^




Yay women.



25th-Nov-2005 05:32 pm (UTC)
lol...god I don't know where we came from...I still stick to my o so scientific theory we fell from the sky...and split into two different people....

I really LOVE this one ->>Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? <<- since I do it every day..T_T
26th-Nov-2005 04:09 am (UTC)
lol, it's not the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized, but rather that we hope something we see will peak our interests and gain the attention of our appetites. For me, anyways.


but then again....





this is me here.
29th-Nov-2005 12:35 am (UTC)
i like them. they are insightful and true, for the most part (my analytical self speaking hear).

i have one:

why is it that when you aren't allowed to talk in class, you do and when you are, you never want to talk?
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